Hello ladies and gentlemen, today I will be talking to you all about two simple concepts for getting people to have sex with you and why I feel that one is better than the other.
The first concept I will talk about is the Gardener. The Gardener is a patient, proactive person who plants seeds into the minds of the people he or she wants to be with and lets the seed sit there while slowly nurturing and caring for it overtime to give it the most likely chance of growing into a full grown plant (aka, finally closing the deal and having sex).
The second concept I want to talk about is the Hunter. Now the Hunter, is also a patient person but not as proactive. The Hunter seeks out rabbits (which are the people that the Hunter is attempting to get with) and attempts to shoot and kill the rabbit in one shot (close the deal and have sex). This method is fast and explosive and luckily even if you miss your shot, no matter how long it takes, especially if you have a "Hunting Dog" (wing-man/wing-woman), the rabbit will always come back around for another attempt.
I personally prefer the method of the Gardener to the Hunter, although both clearly have their pros and cons. The Gardener is able to take their time and plant multiple seeds with multiple people as would a real gardener plant many different types of seeds at one time instead of focusing on one plant until it's fully grown and then moving to the next one. So if one plant fails and dies before it can fully mature, you have several plants on deck to take its place. Also, once a plant has fully grown for the Gardener, it doesn't just shrivel up and die afterwards. It will remain a fully grown plant for awhile that you can take full advantage of until it does inevitably die like all good things do. But while it is fully grown we can nurture other plants to have ready to mature right after another has died (or while the other is still fully grown if we wish to play the Busy Gardener).
The Hunter is great for going out into the wild environment and hoping to get lucky enough to have a rabbit cross your path. This is mostly done on the weekends or at parties or summer social events where picking up "rabbits" isn't so uncommon. A rabbit approaches, the Hunter shoots, and if he misses, he can either wait for the rabbit to come around again if he has a Hunting Dog (a wing-man or wing-woman) to help chase it back into view, or he can wait or search for a brand new rabbit to stop by. The problem with this method however is that once u successfully shoot the rabbit, the rabbit is dead and can only last you at most a few meals before you run out and have to go hunting again. This is good if you don't want the commitment unlike the Gardener who has to love and nurture their plants if he wants the to fully grow.
There are Hunters and there are Gardeners, sometimes it's better to be a Hunter in a certain situation and sometimes it's better to be a Gardener. However you choose to make a living, be sure to take your time, patience is key for both roles and if your aim is true and thumb is green, you may just be one lucky fuckin' GardenHunter!
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~Till we meet again ladies and gents. The Panty Raider
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