Hello again my inspiring readers. Today I want to talk to you all about a subject that everyone wants, but not everyone gets to experience, and fewer still get to experience all the time. College can either be the best 4 years of you life, or another 4 years of awkward hell which we have to drag ourselves through in order to get a good paying job. Here are some quality tips that you can use and start to implement into your girl or guy getting routine right away. This is not a step by step learning guide, but more of a helpful resource center that you can use to increase your chances of getting laid while at college. As always feel free to leave comments and questions below about anything and I will be sure to answer all of them when I can.
1. This first tip, I believe, is the most important so I will start with it instead of saving the best for last because I honestly want to help my readers succeed in the panty raiding field as I have. The tip is simple: If you want to get with a guy or girl you have to talk to them first. Communication is key to getting someone to sleep with you. You can't just go out and get drunk and expect someone to take you home, you have to have some form of communication with them or else they wont even know that you exist. And I know what you all are thinking and the answer is NO! Facebook is not an okay method for a first conversation with someone. It's awkward and will put you behind and make you come off as a shy and un-outgoing person. They will also think that you are scared or too nervous to approach them in person. But let me tell you something, everyone is scared and nervous to approach someone they like or are interested in the first time, EVERYONE, the trick is to not let them know that. I don't care if you simply say "Hi" or "Hows it goin'?" when you happen to pass them by, as long as you are able to say something to them even a simple quick compliment when you pass them by like "I like your dress." or "I love that shirt you have on" when you pass them by will get them to at least know you exist. Which is all you need for the first step! Talking on facebook is not personal or memorable in any way and will put you behind, so I will say again: When you are trying to get someone to notice / like you, talk to them in person first! I have to spend so much time on this first step because this is where so many people make their biggest mistake. After you've made your initial few hallway run-in conversations, then when you see them during the weekend or at a party situation or just in line, you can pull out one of your old compliments and use it as a conversation starter. "Hey, you're the girl with the awesome dresses!" or "Hey it's the guy with the nice shoes!" and BAM you're in for at least a short conversation that will get you to know the person so you can have even more interaction later. The best part about being in college is that you're literally forced to be around girls and guys all the time with dorms and classes and they aren't going anywhere for 4 whole years! Use this time to build on your social skills, I know I sure did!
2. This second tip is pretty simple and straight forward: Don't be a stage 5 clinger. Now I know that this one can be particularly hard to do, especially when we really like someone. But please trust me. If you have constantly have to talk to someone you just met they will eventually begin to find you annoying. Probably the worst thing you can do is when right after you've broken the barrier and the other person knows about you, you then proceed to go and add them on facebook, twitter, and all other forms of social media and try to chat with them. This is again why tip #1 is so important, when you want to get to know someone, do it in person, it comes off as creepy or awkward when you have to get to know someone online when you could be doing it in person. The only exception to this rule is if the other person is miles and miles away and then you shouldn't be doing this anyway cause there are probably hundreds of other people on your campus that you could be slaying weekly. If you want to talk to them, do it occasionally, if you pester them all day then they have no time to reflect and think about you and miss you. Give them some space to want to see you and they will be much more willing to have longer and more personal talks that will eventually lead to you getting it in if you play your cards right. No one likes a stage 5 clinger, and if they do, they're just using you.
3. Tip number three is pretty obvious but some of us tend to miss it when we first start talking to people we like. We want to be like that and be liked by them so we are willing to change our behaviors to better fit theirs. Don't. Stop right there and slap yourself across the face. If someone you like says something you don't agree with all the way or if you have a different opinion on something, TELL THEM, don't try to be just like they are. First of all, it shortens conversations because if you both agree on everything then what the fuck is the point of bringing anything up. Secondly, then you might start doing things that he or she likes but you do not particularly like, you just agreed that you like it cause they do. Then you're fucked and have to admit that you weren't being honest, and don't nobody like liars when you're trying to get to know someone. I'm not saying go off and flip out on the person for having a different opinion than you, just be like "Nah, I'm not a big fan of pizza, pasta is way better!". Then the two of you can get into a cute little argument about which one you think is better (it doesn't matter who's right or wrong, you've just prolonged the conversation and are having a good time getting to know the person rather then having to fish for a new topic).
4. Tip number four is a pretty big one so pay attention. This is for when you are out at a party or a club or a frat or whatever you wish to call the places where you go to collect pussy and cock. First of all, if you're drunk and he / she is not. Talk to him / her, then walk the fuck away. Do NOT try and get with them if you're drunk and they're not unless they clearly want you too. And I mean 100% without a doubt want you to, like if they put your hand down their pants or turn around and make out with you right on the spot. Otherwise, if both of you are drunk or intoxicated in anyway then you have free reign to go up and ask them to dance or chat first then ask them to dance whichever you prefer to do, but always ask them first, don't just creep up on them and attack them with your killer dance moves, you'll freak them out unless you're a fantastic dancer and your name is Chris Brown. Here's the important part, if they dance with you for more than 10 minutes (about 3-4 songs) then they are clearly having a good time dancing with you and you should make your move to at least ask for their number and exchange names if you haven't already done so or don't already know the person. While the 3 - 4 songs are going on you can do light touches or rub lightly on their body, no I'm not talkin' full titty grabs gentlemen, or cock strokin' for ladies, you gotta work your way up to that. Brush by a tit when you're going to put your hands up, or ladies lightly claw their legs while you're dancin' together. If all goes well after that and you're still dancing by the 5th song, it's time to try and make out with them. If the girl is looking back at you over her shoulder repeatedly, she wants to kiss you. Do it. Take the hand that's on the side where her face is turned, and push her face back until you two are going at it. Girls: make it 100% obvious that you want to make out, don't just sit there and see if he'll make a move. Look over your shoulder at him, if he's not taking a hint, bite your lips at him. If he's still not taking a hint, turn around and dance with him from the front and pull him in ridiculously close where he has to actually TRY not to make out with you. If this goes well and you two end up making out for awhile, then it's time. Ask her or him if they want to get out of there. It's easy, say it with me: "Hey, you wanna get out of here?" or if you're feelin' cocky, you can go with the don't ask method and say "Hey, let's get out of here." Either way that's where you either seal the deal or get let down by some excuse. But either way that's the most you can do and if he/she says no, then it's on to the next one and you can try with her another night. Lastly for part four however, when you are leaving with him / her. WALK HIM/HER OUT HAND IN HAND. Don't let that fine piece of ass get away from you for any reason! He/she might be drunk and see a friend and wanna run over and talk. You better either pull him/her along to your "final destination" or be dragged along with him/her to talk to whoever and then continue along your panty raiding adventure. If you let them go by themselves they might go too far away and you'll lose them, or you'll have to awkwardly follow up and have to deal with more people that you don't know rather than forcing the person you're trying to get with to introduce you when they first arrive.
5. The last tip for the day is tip number 5. It's simple ladies and gents. Never try to get with any of the friends of someone that you've already been with. It's either a huge waste of time, or if you manage to make it work, you'll stir up a whole shit storm of drama that nobody wants. Especially if you go to a small college. If you happen to fuck someone and then later find out they have an even hotter best friend? Too bad buddy you done fucked up and missed your chance and you're stuck with them instead. If you attempt to get with the other person then first of all, you'll piss off the person you're currently fucking and wont be able to get it any with them anymore. Cause you know damn well that they're best friends and tell each other everything. So it's best to just leave it be. Go find someone else that's hotter that's not friends with her. This tip unfortunately applies even if you were just having a one night stand with the less attractive friend. The best friend wont wanna fuck you if you fucked their bestie first. It's just an unwritten code of friendship that is nonnegotiable. This isn't porn where you fuck one friend and the other catches on and wants to join in for a crazy hot threesome. This is reality, and it's fuckin' hard enough as it is out here to get laid so don't go ruining a perfectly good dick or pussy that you're getting just cause they happen to have a hotter friend. It's not worth it, I promise you.
Thanks for reading and I hope you take at least some of this advice to heart and try it out in the field. Do not be discouraged if it does not work at first, not everyone is going to like you, it's just how the world works. But I promise you that there is always another person out there who wants you, now lets go out there and get them. There are panties that need to be raided ladies and gents, let's go get 'em!
As always feel free to leave comments or questions below and I'll try to help you out if you're having a hard time with any tip or want more advice, and if you like these sorts of post, follow me because I will be posting very often.
~ The Panty Raider
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