When Someone You Know Catches You Bringing Back A Fat Chick

Everyone gets caught. It's inevitable. Whether you're stealing or skipping class or drunk and horny and trying to fuck a fat chick or dude, everyone gets caught eventually.
I was going through another dry spell after Dalia from my previous post decided to transfer to a different school due to money issues the next semester. So there I was, horny as fuck, and looking for anything and everything with a hole in it to have sex with.
Now usually I have pretty average standards. But when I drink, and I'm horny and going through a vaginal activity drought, my standards can take a nose dive. I was at a party, dancing with many good prospects, but one by one they left the party as the night went on. It was getting late and this pretty chubby girl was eyeing me from across the room. So I said fuck it, I'll dance with her, I need something to get me through the next month. So we dance and you know it's bad and that she's clearly thirsty as well. She immediately starts grabbing my cock through my pants and tries to make out with me. The crowds thinning out in the party so I give in and make out with her since hardly anyone is left to notice. Again I knew she was way thirstier than I was because after the first song ended she said that we should leave and go back to my place. I said alright and we headed back home.
Now I'm trying to be smart about this. It's late, but it isn't THAT late. People are still out and about, wandering home or if they're lucky, to someone else's home. And here I am walking back with a chubby girl who doesn't have much going for her besides a round booty and long dirty blonde hair. My strategy is unfortunately simple due to my current mental state and intoxication level. I try to walk in front of her and distance myself and have her follow me instead of the usual routine of me holding her hand and keeping her with me the entire way.
It doesn't work and fails miserably.
"My feet hurt." She says. "Can you hold my sandals for a minute?"
"Uhh, Yeah sure give them here." I said. While my mind is screaming "FUCK! This bitch can't even walk!"
So now I'm carrying her shoes and despite her lack of subtlety, it actually doesn't seem too obvious that we're going to the same place.
But as you could expect. She finds a way to make it much more difficult. She tries to keep a conversation going. I try to dissuade her from talking by replying with short responses. "Where are we going?"
 "My place."
"Is your roommate there?"
"Nope."
"Can I sleep over?"
"I don't know."
This goes on until we finally make it into my building. I can see the fucking finish line!! But then it happens. The shit hits the fan and everything goes to hell. One of my teammates walks down the hall. He sees me, he sees her, and then he sees me carrying her shoes.
You know its bad and you're fucked when he starts the conversation laughing.
"Where are you two lovelies going?"
"Oh we're just gonna go hangout for awhile, one of her friends is picking her up soon." I lie.
"Ahh okay. Be sure to use a rubber big guy." He says to me then runs off laughing.

I already know I'm fucked. So I deal with it. I bring her into my room and fuck her brains out. Without a condom just to spite him for calling me out. It was just the right place at the wrong time. I fucked her doggy style so hard she couldn't stand up for another 20 minutes after we finished. Then she went home.
The next day of course half the damn athletics department knew about it. No matter though. I was in a drought. I ended it. So what if I took the easy way out and fucked a big girl. I regretted it immediately afterwards and for the next couple weeks but then I got over it. Especially when I caught the friend that caught me having sex with an even uglier girl the very next weekend. I however, was a good guy and didn't tell anyone....except a few people.

I hope you enjoyed this tale about my unfortunate encounter with a fat chick and getting caught with her. Sooner or later the thirst always wins, and sometimes we're stuck with no better options. If you liked this post please +1 and Follow me. If you have any questions, comments or concerns post them down below.

Who do you regret having sex with the most? What did they look like?

~ The Panty Raider

The Gardener VS The Hunter

Hello ladies and gentlemen, today I will be talking to you all about two simple concepts for getting people to have sex with you and why I feel that one is better than the other.
The first concept I will talk about is the Gardener. The Gardener is a patient, proactive person who plants seeds into the minds of the people he or she wants to be with and lets the seed sit there while slowly nurturing and caring for it overtime to give it the most likely chance of growing into a full grown plant (aka, finally closing the deal and having sex).
The second concept I want to talk about is the Hunter. Now the Hunter, is also a patient person but not as proactive. The Hunter seeks out rabbits (which are the people that the Hunter is attempting to get with) and attempts to shoot and kill the rabbit in one shot (close the deal and have sex). This method is fast and explosive and luckily even if you miss your shot, no matter how long it takes, especially if you have a "Hunting Dog" (wing-man/wing-woman), the rabbit will always come back around for another attempt.
I personally prefer the method of the Gardener to the Hunter, although both clearly have their pros and cons. The Gardener is able to take their time and plant multiple seeds with multiple people as would a real gardener plant many different types of seeds at one time instead of focusing on one plant until it's fully grown and then moving to the next one. So if one plant fails and dies before it can fully mature, you have several plants on deck to take its place. Also, once a plant has fully grown for the Gardener, it doesn't just shrivel up and die afterwards. It will remain a fully grown plant for awhile that you can take full advantage of until it does inevitably die like all good things do. But while it is fully grown we can nurture other plants to have ready to mature right after another has died (or while the other is still fully grown if we wish to play the Busy Gardener).
The Hunter is great for going out into the wild environment and hoping to get lucky enough to have a rabbit cross your path. This is mostly done on the weekends or at parties or summer social events where picking up "rabbits" isn't so uncommon. A rabbit approaches, the Hunter shoots, and if he misses, he can either wait for the rabbit to come around again if he has a Hunting Dog (a wing-man or wing-woman) to help chase it back into view, or he can wait or search for a brand new rabbit to stop by. The problem with this method however is that once u successfully shoot the rabbit, the rabbit is dead and can only last you at most a few meals before you run out and have to go hunting again. This is good if you don't want the commitment unlike the Gardener who has to love and nurture their plants if he wants the to fully grow.
There are Hunters and there are Gardeners, sometimes it's better to be a Hunter in a certain situation and sometimes it's better to be a Gardener. However you choose to make a living, be sure to take your time, patience is key for both roles and if your aim is true and thumb is green, you may just be one lucky fuckin' GardenHunter!

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~Till we meet again ladies and gents. The Panty Raider

Planting My First Seed

"Every gardener has his day." A wise man once said. "A day when he is willing to pick up his tools and get to work. Because only through careful work can a garden grow."
This is my analogy to you dear reader, The Garden. The place where we plant seeds, and hope for a full grown plant to emerge for us to harvest. What might I be speaking of you may wonder? The seeds we plant in the minds of those we desire. The greatest tip that I could ever give to you is to try and plant as many seeds into the minds of as many of the people you desire as you can. For unfortunately, not every seed will grow, and not every plant will bloom. But the more seeds we plant, the more likely we are that a plant will emerge and we will be able to get with those we desire.

I will tell you now, of the first seed that ever grew for me. It was in a land very far from here, that I had to reach by plane. I was at the bright young age of 18 at the time and I had just graduated from High School. This was my very fortunate graduation present. For me and 2 friends of the same age to go across the world on an 18 day adventure.
Several days into the adventure, we were on the start of our second tour well into the evening of the day. This was where I noticed a lovely lady who appeared to be in her early twenties, Clarissa. She was very cute with a mixture of Japanese and Brazilian, and I must admit that i have a very soft spot for Asian women. I was much too nervous to sit next to her so I chose the next best option and sat directly behind her. I found my nerves about a half hour later while she was playing Tetris and asked her what game she was playing even though I already knew. That got the conversation started but it ended quickly with her later response of "I don't think I have much battery left, I should shut it off."
I was quite the amateur and did not know how to carry on the conversation so I let it slide until the following morning. We were traveling along the road in our giant tour bus and the tour guide asked if some of us would be willing to read short stories from a book related to where we were heading. I volunteered 3rd after she leaned back and dared me to get up there and tell a story. After I stumbled over my words due to a bump in the road and said "black cock" instead of the much more innocent animal the "Black Cockatoo" I knew I was really gaining ground with the lovely woman.
So that night I sat next to Clarissa on the bus instead of behind her, and she put her legs on mine to better rest herself, and while we were there talking, I leaned in for a kiss. She rejected me! Embarrassment washed over me as I thought I had received the correct signals throughout the day so it was safe to attempt to kiss her. However she simply responded with "Sorry...I can't." and turned away towards the window and away from me where she sat silent for a long while.
I attempted to awkwardly carry on a conversation with one of my 2 friends that went traveling with me but it clearly wasn't working. Suddenly out of no where however, the lovely lady,Clarissa, sitting next to me squeezes my hand hard and pulls me into her and we start making out in the cover of darkness. She was hot and started biting my bottom lip, and my approval of this was clear by the rapidly enlarging bulge in my pants. I grabbed her arm and pulled her even closer and we started making out even more until finally moments later we gained our composure, somehow managing to remember exactly where we were and we leaned back in our seats and enjoyed the ride hand in hand.
We ate dinner separately that night, and the sleeping conditions were the same as the night before, green tents that each held two people. By some act of fate or destiny or whatever you would choose to believe in, my 2 friends and I had a system. Each night we would swap off with one of us sleeping alone and the other two sleeping together in a tent. If you can guess where this story is headed, tonight was my night to sleep alone.
So off I go into my green tent of isolation, and I begin setting up my sleeping bag for the night. Everyone is off getting ready for bed or cleaning dishes at this time but I hear footsteps approaching. The zipper to my tent goes up rapidly and in pours the one person I wouldn't have dared hoped for. Clarissa, the lovely Brazilian/Japanese woman. She simply zips back up the tent, puts her stuff down on her side of the tent and begins sliding her clothes off as if they themselves no longer wanted to have anything to do with her. I grabbed her and pulled her close when she was down to just her panties. She had the cutest little mole on the lower right side of her neck and when I kissed her in the chill night air I remember seeing goosebumps rise up all over her as she began tearing my clothes off as well. I pushed her back onto the bed with her panties dangling on one of her feet and went down on her eating her pussy out and making her moan quietly in the night for me. I then began to slide my fingers in her and while I licked and sucked on her clit I would twist and turn my fingers while they were in her driving her crazy until she forced me off after her 3rd orgasm and started sucking me like crazy. She then begged me to put a condom on and luckily I had several with me so I complied and then in that moment I lost my virginity, I became a man! I started slow, then worked my way up in speed, feeling every inch and every moment pass by felt like an eternity. I fucked her missionary, and doggy style and had her on top of me with me holding her hips grinding her body into mine for over half an hour until I finally came. Later on the second night we slept together, I worked up the courage to ask more about her, and through the power of facebook I discovered even more about her upon my return home from my trip. That night I asked her how old she was, she replied that she was 32 years old, which was almost twice my age. When I found her on facebook, I found out that she had been engaged that entire time to another man. They got married less than a month later and are still married to this day. I lied at the time and told her I was 20 so it didn't seem too weird. But I didn't mind at all, I was a king who had my first seed grow. And it just so happened that it was in the garden of an engaged 32 year old Brazilian/Japanese woman!
And to think that my thumb was just beginning to turn green!

The Adventure Begins!

As today is my first official post, I would like to begin by telling you what this is all about. It has come to my attention that some of you, like myself, are in need of an adventure. This will serve as my space to post about every girl that I've ever been with and what I learned from each new experience.
Since I believe that practice makes perfect I figured this would be a great way for some of us to gain some experience while we are out of the Panty Raiding fields. So that when you are finally out there practicing in the real fields, you might have just a little bit more knowledge to help guide you on your way to Panty Raiding excellence.
It is my promise to you, my dearest intrigued reader, that I will skip no detail, and leave no question unanswered as long as it keeps you all learning and gaining that much desired experience. So without further delay, let us begin our adventure together!

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~ The Panty Raider