When Someone You Know Catches You Bringing Back A Fat Chick

Everyone gets caught. It's inevitable. Whether you're stealing or skipping class or drunk and horny and trying to fuck a fat chick or dude, everyone gets caught eventually.
I was going through another dry spell after Dalia from my previous post decided to transfer to a different school due to money issues the next semester. So there I was, horny as fuck, and looking for anything and everything with a hole in it to have sex with.
Now usually I have pretty average standards. But when I drink, and I'm horny and going through a vaginal activity drought, my standards can take a nose dive. I was at a party, dancing with many good prospects, but one by one they left the party as the night went on. It was getting late and this pretty chubby girl was eyeing me from across the room. So I said fuck it, I'll dance with her, I need something to get me through the next month. So we dance and you know it's bad and that she's clearly thirsty as well. She immediately starts grabbing my cock through my pants and tries to make out with me. The crowds thinning out in the party so I give in and make out with her since hardly anyone is left to notice. Again I knew she was way thirstier than I was because after the first song ended she said that we should leave and go back to my place. I said alright and we headed back home.
Now I'm trying to be smart about this. It's late, but it isn't THAT late. People are still out and about, wandering home or if they're lucky, to someone else's home. And here I am walking back with a chubby girl who doesn't have much going for her besides a round booty and long dirty blonde hair. My strategy is unfortunately simple due to my current mental state and intoxication level. I try to walk in front of her and distance myself and have her follow me instead of the usual routine of me holding her hand and keeping her with me the entire way.
It doesn't work and fails miserably.
"My feet hurt." She says. "Can you hold my sandals for a minute?"
"Uhh, Yeah sure give them here." I said. While my mind is screaming "FUCK! This bitch can't even walk!"
So now I'm carrying her shoes and despite her lack of subtlety, it actually doesn't seem too obvious that we're going to the same place.
But as you could expect. She finds a way to make it much more difficult. She tries to keep a conversation going. I try to dissuade her from talking by replying with short responses. "Where are we going?"
 "My place."
"Is your roommate there?"
"Nope."
"Can I sleep over?"
"I don't know."
This goes on until we finally make it into my building. I can see the fucking finish line!! But then it happens. The shit hits the fan and everything goes to hell. One of my teammates walks down the hall. He sees me, he sees her, and then he sees me carrying her shoes.
You know its bad and you're fucked when he starts the conversation laughing.
"Where are you two lovelies going?"
"Oh we're just gonna go hangout for awhile, one of her friends is picking her up soon." I lie.
"Ahh okay. Be sure to use a rubber big guy." He says to me then runs off laughing.

I already know I'm fucked. So I deal with it. I bring her into my room and fuck her brains out. Without a condom just to spite him for calling me out. It was just the right place at the wrong time. I fucked her doggy style so hard she couldn't stand up for another 20 minutes after we finished. Then she went home.
The next day of course half the damn athletics department knew about it. No matter though. I was in a drought. I ended it. So what if I took the easy way out and fucked a big girl. I regretted it immediately afterwards and for the next couple weeks but then I got over it. Especially when I caught the friend that caught me having sex with an even uglier girl the very next weekend. I however, was a good guy and didn't tell anyone....except a few people.

I hope you enjoyed this tale about my unfortunate encounter with a fat chick and getting caught with her. Sooner or later the thirst always wins, and sometimes we're stuck with no better options. If you liked this post please +1 and Follow me. If you have any questions, comments or concerns post them down below.

Who do you regret having sex with the most? What did they look like?

~ The Panty Raider

The Big Girls Are Always the Freaky Girls

There's an old saying that I heard all throughout my high school years. The saying was that "Big girls give the best head because they're hungry." Now I don't know if that's true or not. But from what I'm about to tell you, from my wild experience, big girls are by far the freakiest, the wildest, the craziest in bed. This is my story:

The thirst was incredibly strong with me at the start of my second year at college. I was starving for some new female action! I was a Sophomore now! No longer the little kid freshman who couldn't hang with the hot girl upperclassmen. Pussy should have been coming at me from all angles so I had to swat it away so it didn't overwhelm me! But sadly my vision of what being a Sophomore was like was not to come true.
It was the weekend of Halloween. Better know to us college kids as "Halloweekend". It is, hands down, the best weekend for partying. Girls and guys dress up and go out in crazy costumes which consist of tight slutty clothing and drink way too much to justify going out dressed like they are. It's almost too easy to hook up with someone during this weekend. Because who doesn't wanna have sex in some crazy costume?! You get to go up to your friends the next morning saying "I fucked a Despicable Me minion last night!" it doesn't get much more awesome than that!
So I'm out and about on Halloween night going from party to party looking for the most packed party out there to find someone to dance with. I finally pick a party and head inside, it's wall to wall packed and I immediately find someone to dance with me. She's a sexy little ladybug with wings and nothing else but what could hardly be called a bra and booty shorts. We dance, make out a little and then she leaves. So on to the next one. A pikachu. She's got the ears and the red cheeks and a little lightning bolt tail to complement her round ass. I dance with her for a while. We make out and she's putting my hands on her boobs and down her pants to rub her soaking pussy. It's pretty awesome. I'm almost certain that I'm going to get lucky with her when her friend comes out of the clutter of people and tells her that another of her friends is busy throwing up in the bathroom. Which means game over for me. But it's okay, there's plenty more fish in this sea.
I see her from about 5 feet away. She's on the wall dancing and using her fingers as fish hooks motioning for me to come dance with her. My feet practically drag themselves across the floor. I was over there before the next verse of the song that was playing. She was wearing this sexy Gothic biker outfit. With face paint covering half of her face, a black leather jacket on, and nothing but booty shorts and fishnet stockings. Her giant titties were practically pouring out of the lace bra she was wearing, and that was barely covering her nipples. She puts me up against the wall and starts going to town grinding on me. She's a pretty big girl. Not massive or huge, but big. Call it a little chubby, but whatever, in my highly drunk state of mind, her tits and ass were all I cared about. Plus she had long blonde hair with a set of crazy blue eyes I discovered later when I managed to pull my eyes up past her chest. "I'm Logan by the way." she said to me.
"Logan?" I thought, what a ugly name for a girl to have. Pretty sure that was a boys name too, but whatever, names hardly even matter.
After telling her my name she turned around and asked "So you wanna go get a drink after this?"
Those titties looked so good. "Fuck it let's get out of here now." I said over the loud music.
She was more than ready, she took me by the hand and we left and walked the short distance to her place. We talked for a little while and she made us drinks. Or started too. "So you make for a pretty sexy biker chick!" I said.
"Though aren't you supposed to be covered in tattoos and piercings?"
She laughed at me, "Well, I didn't feel like putting too much paint over my body to make all those tattoos. It would've been a bitch to wash off. As for piercings though..." She pulled down her bra and her massive tits fell out for me to see as my jaw fell open.
She had both of her nipples pierced. And her tits were surprisingly perky. She noticed me staring and was just smiling watching my facial expression. I moved a step closer towards her.
"Well I...suppose that we could put those drinks on hold for a little while. I'm feeling pretty good as it is." I said and took another step closer.
"Yeah," she said, "We can just go over to my room instead."
She took my hands and put them on her tits. My cock was suddenly so hard it almost made a hole in my costume. We walked into her room and started making out like crazy while I was literally tearing off her costume to get her undressed. Her tits were so massive I couldn't fit one in my hand. She laid back on the bed and I got on top of her and slid in side her soaking pussy. She was super tight and loved every second of it. She talked dirty the entire time asking me if I liked her "tight wet pussy squeezing my cock." and telling me to fuck her harder and harder, moaning all the while.
It wasn't until we started doing doggy-style that I knew she was such a freak. The way she could move her ass was unreal. I'd never seen anything like it, grinding and shaking it while it went up and down on me, I almost lost consciousness. Then she flipped her long hair onto her back and told me to pull it tight. So I did and fucked her like crazy. Then she told me to choke her. I was shocked at first. But whatever, I was drunk and I didn't want this to stop so I did what I was told. She leaned back on me doggy-style so I could grab and pull on her tits and nipples and she kept cumming and cumming it was driving me insane.
Then she laid back down missionary and told me to fuck her until I came all over her tits. So I did just that, taking my time at first, going down on her and eating her right and making her cum again, then fucking her until I came all over her tits. There was no way in hell I could cover them, they were so big, but I tried. Then she started licking it off her tits before we fell asleep.
In the morning we fucked again, and it was just as crazy. I didn't make it back home until 1 in the afternoon.
The walk of shame was hilarious, me walking back to my dorm in full costume from last night. But it was worth it. I finally got some new pussy for the year, and she was a big, crazy hot, freak. I honestly regret nothing.

I hope that you enjoyed this rather lengthy post. I went back and had sex with her 8-10 more times after that. She currently holds my record for longest time having sex. I fucked her for 4 hours straight and came 3 times while doing it. She came upwards of 20 times.
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If you could fuck a girl or guy who was a complete freak in the bed, but she or he was big, would you?

~ The Panty Raider

How to Get It In At College

Hello again my inspiring readers. Today I want to talk to you all about a subject that everyone wants, but not everyone gets to experience, and fewer still get to experience all the time. College can either be the best 4 years of you life, or another 4 years of awkward hell which we have to drag ourselves through in order to get a good paying job. Here are some quality tips that you can use and start to implement into your girl or guy getting routine right away. This is not a step by step learning guide, but more of a helpful resource center that you can use to increase your chances of getting laid while at college. As always feel free to leave comments and questions below about anything and I will be sure to answer all of them when I can.

1. This first tip, I believe, is the most important so I will start with it instead of saving the best for last because I honestly want to help my readers succeed in the panty raiding field as I have. The tip is simple: If you want to get with a guy or girl you have to talk to them first. Communication is key to getting someone to sleep with you. You can't just go out and get drunk and expect someone to take you home, you have to have some form of communication with them or else they wont even know that you exist. And I know what you all are thinking and the answer is NO! Facebook is not an okay method for a first conversation with someone. It's awkward and will put you behind and make you come off as a shy and un-outgoing person. They will also think that you are scared or too nervous to approach them in person. But let me tell you something, everyone is scared and nervous to approach someone they like or are interested in the first time, EVERYONE, the trick is to not let them know that. I don't care if you simply say "Hi" or "Hows it goin'?" when you happen to pass them by, as long as you are able to say something to them even a simple quick compliment when you pass them by like "I like your dress." or "I love that shirt you have on" when you pass them by will get them to at least know you exist. Which is all you need for the first step! Talking on facebook is not personal or memorable in any way and will put you behind, so I will say again: When you are trying to get someone to notice / like you, talk to them in person first! I have to spend so much time on this first step because this is where so many people make their biggest mistake. After you've made your initial few hallway run-in conversations, then when you see them during the weekend or at a party situation or just in line, you can pull out one of your old compliments and use it as a conversation starter. "Hey, you're the girl with the awesome dresses!" or "Hey it's the guy with the nice shoes!" and BAM you're in for at least a short conversation that will get you to know the person so you can have even more interaction later. The best part about being in college is that you're literally forced to be around girls and guys all the time with dorms and classes and they aren't going anywhere for 4 whole years! Use this time to build on your social skills, I know I sure did!

2. This second tip is pretty simple and straight forward: Don't be a stage 5 clinger. Now I know that this one can be particularly hard to do, especially when we really like someone. But please trust me. If you have constantly have to talk to someone you just met they will eventually begin to find you annoying. Probably the worst thing you can do is when right after you've broken the barrier and the other person knows about you, you then proceed to go and add them on facebook, twitter, and all other forms of social media and try to chat with them. This is again why tip #1 is so important, when you want to get to know someone, do it in person, it comes off as creepy or awkward when you have to get to know someone online when you could be doing it in person. The only exception to this rule is if the other person is miles and miles away and then you shouldn't be doing this anyway cause there are probably hundreds of other people on your campus that you could be slaying weekly. If you want to talk to them, do it occasionally, if you pester them all day then they have no time to reflect and think about you and miss you. Give them some space to want to see you and they will be much more willing to have longer and more personal talks that will eventually lead to you getting it in if you play your cards right. No one likes a stage 5 clinger, and if they do, they're just using you.

3. Tip number three is pretty obvious but some of us tend to miss it when we first start talking to people we like. We want to be like that and be liked by them so we are willing to change our behaviors to better fit theirs. Don't. Stop right there and slap yourself across the face. If someone you like says something you don't agree with all the way or if you have a different opinion on something, TELL THEM, don't try to be just like they are. First of all, it shortens conversations because if you both agree on everything then what the fuck is the point of bringing anything up. Secondly, then you might start doing things that he or she likes but you do not particularly like, you just agreed that you like it cause they do. Then you're fucked and have to admit that you weren't being honest, and don't nobody like liars when you're trying to get to know someone. I'm not saying go off and flip out on the person for having a different opinion than you, just be like "Nah, I'm not a big fan of pizza, pasta is way better!". Then the two of you can get into a cute little argument about which one you think is better (it doesn't matter who's right or wrong, you've just prolonged the conversation and are having a good time getting to know the person rather then having to fish for a new topic).

4. Tip number four is a pretty big one so pay attention. This is for when you are out at a party or a club or a frat or whatever you wish to call the places where you go to collect pussy and cock. First of all, if you're drunk and he / she is not. Talk to him / her, then walk the fuck away. Do NOT try and get with them if you're drunk and they're not unless they clearly want you too. And I mean 100% without a doubt want you to, like if they put your hand down their pants or turn around and make out with you right on the spot. Otherwise, if both of you are drunk or intoxicated in anyway then you have free reign to go up and ask them to dance or chat first then ask them to dance whichever you prefer to do, but always ask them first, don't just creep up on them and attack them with your killer dance moves, you'll freak them out unless you're a fantastic dancer and your name is Chris Brown. Here's the important part, if they dance with you for more than 10 minutes (about 3-4 songs) then they are clearly having a good time dancing with you and you should make your move to at least ask for their number and exchange names if you haven't already done so or don't already know the person. While the 3 - 4 songs are going on you can do light touches or rub lightly on their body, no I'm not talkin' full titty grabs gentlemen, or cock strokin' for ladies, you gotta work your way up to that. Brush by a tit when you're going to put your hands up, or ladies lightly claw their legs while you're dancin' together. If all goes well after that and you're still dancing by the 5th song, it's time to try and make out with them. If the girl is looking back at you over her shoulder repeatedly, she wants to kiss you. Do it. Take the hand that's on the side where her face is turned, and push her face back until you two are going at it. Girls: make it 100% obvious that you want to make out, don't just sit there and see if he'll make a move. Look over your shoulder at him, if he's not taking a hint, bite your lips at him. If he's still not taking a hint, turn around and dance with him from the front and pull him in ridiculously close where he has to actually TRY not to make out with you. If this goes well and you two end up making out for awhile, then it's time. Ask her or him if they want to get out of there. It's easy, say it with me: "Hey, you wanna get out of here?" or if you're feelin' cocky, you can go with the don't ask method and say "Hey, let's get out of here." Either way that's where you either seal the deal or get let down by some excuse. But either way that's the most you can do and if he/she says no, then it's on to the next one and you can try with her another night. Lastly for part four however, when you are leaving with him / her. WALK HIM/HER OUT HAND IN HAND. Don't let that fine piece of ass get away from you for any reason! He/she might be drunk and see a friend and wanna run over and talk. You better either pull him/her along to your "final destination" or be dragged along with him/her to talk to whoever and then continue along your panty raiding adventure. If you let them go by themselves they might go too far away and you'll lose them, or you'll have to awkwardly follow up and have to deal with more people that you don't know rather than forcing the person you're trying to get with to introduce you when they first arrive.

5. The last tip for the day is tip number 5. It's simple ladies and gents. Never try to get with any of the friends of someone that you've already been with. It's either a huge waste of time, or if you manage to make it work, you'll stir up a whole shit storm of drama that nobody wants. Especially if you go to a small college. If you happen to fuck someone and then later find out they have an even hotter best friend? Too bad buddy you done fucked up and missed your chance and you're stuck with them instead. If you attempt to get with the other person then first of all, you'll piss off the person you're currently fucking and wont be able to get it any with them anymore. Cause you know damn well that they're best friends and tell each other everything. So it's best to just leave it be. Go find someone else that's hotter that's not friends with her. This tip unfortunately applies even if you were just having a one night stand with the less attractive friend. The best friend wont wanna fuck you if you fucked their bestie first. It's just an unwritten code of friendship that is nonnegotiable. This isn't porn where you fuck one friend and the other catches on and wants to join in for a crazy hot threesome. This is reality, and it's fuckin' hard enough as it is out here to get laid so don't go ruining a perfectly good dick or pussy that you're getting just cause they happen to have a hotter friend. It's not worth it, I promise you.

Thanks for reading and I hope you take at least some of this advice to heart and try it out in the field. Do not be discouraged if it does not work at first, not everyone is going to like you, it's just how the world works. But I promise you that there is always another person out there who wants you, now lets go out there and get them. There are panties that need to be raided ladies and gents, let's go get 'em!

As always feel free to leave comments or questions below and I'll try to help you out if you're having a hard time with any tip or want more advice, and if you like these sorts of post, follow me because I will be posting very often.
~ The Panty Raider

Scoring In College

College, arguably the best time in your life for having lots of sex. Thousands of young, horny students, trapped together in a campus environment for the majority of a year. Every weekend hordes of people go out and get intoxicated and fuck each others brains out and people are willing to pay tens of thousands of dollars of college tuition in order to do so.
This is where I got my second girl to have sex with me, and I will share with you just how I did so:
Being a college freshman is quite the experience, you're required to go to school ahead of the upperclassmen so that the college staff can force all the freshmen together in a series of crazy activities with the hopes of everyone gaining friends and meeting new people. Call it a week long daily ice breaker. However, unfortunately being a natural introvert, I didn't have all the people skills that I have now acquired over many long years of practice. Fortunately for me, my roommate was the polar opposite of me and kept having lots of people over and invited me to parties. At the 3rd freshman icebreaker, the Hawaiian Pool Party, we were all crammed into the pool area together at night while some of us swam and others of us sat around talking. I decided that since I didn't know anyone swimming and acting crazy in the pool, that I should try my luck socializing with the thousand people that I didn't know. At this time my girl approaching and social skills when meeting new people were around a 2.5/10 so it was a struggle to say the least. Finally I got a break and this cute short girl with brown hair and this crazy hot streak of blue dyed into the back of her hair called me over with her friends and told me to sit down. So I did and we talked and did all the boring introductions where I was put on the spot and had to memorize 8 different girls names at once. I failed, but I remembered hers and one other. Her name was Kathryn, and she was a sexy Italian, and after we were done with the ice breaker she and her friends invited me to come hangout with them back at her place. So I'm feeling like a pimp sitting around with 8 other girls and one random dude who was clearly the awkward one tagging along that no one wanted to talk to. Anyway to speed things up, we talk for awhile but when its time to leave we're all filing out and are halfway down the street when I remember that I left my phone back in her room. So I run back by myself and knock on her door and when she opens it she has my phone in her hand with her number already in it and hands it to me and kisses me right then and there while no one is watching. I tell you I almost broke the door down and fucked her right at that moment I was so turned on but I had the decency to regain my composure and walk away like a gangsta, like I wasn't phased at all by what she just did. The next weekend she and I were laying in a hammock making out like crazy and I was grabbing huge handfuls of her soft tits and pinching her nipples making her hard when she started undoing her belt buckle and unzipped her pants. She grabbed my hand and sucked on my pointer and middle finger and shoved my hand down her pants and made me play with her clit and finger her until she came. Then she pulled me out of the hammock and we raced back to my place to finally have sex. I've got half her clothes off before we reach my door and when we open it we find the room fortunately empty, I text my roommate to stay away for at least an hour and throw her on the bed and have my clothes off before she landed. I climb on top of her and pull her panties to the side and before I can even think of putting on a condom she pulls me close and shoves my cock inside her pussy. That super tight 18 year old pussy is soaking wet and I have her arching her back and moaning super loudly in seconds. She's grinding her hips on me and pulling me closer in with her legs wrapped around my back giving me no where to escape. I fuck her hard with her tits bouncing back and forth with every long stroke and when I'm about to cum I pull out and shove my cock down her throat and she sucks every last drop out of me before I roll over, tired and sweaty.
The seed I planted in her mind during the pool party I nurtured and grew over the week and when it was finally fully grown I made sure to keep it good and healthy. Such is the power of the garden and because I put so much work into this seed, I kid you not when I tell you that I still have this plant to this day and I get to fuck her every time she comes to visit.

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~ The Panty Raider